HR Heaven and Hell :
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Directorwas tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heavenwhere she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never oncehad a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not reallysure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to,"replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do islet you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choosewhichever one you want to spend an eternity in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,"said the woman."Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive inan elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and shefound herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golfcourse. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of herwere all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with andthey were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran upand kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. Theyplayed an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country clubwhere she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met theDevil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had agreat time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good timethat before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her handand waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator wentup-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peterwaiting for her."Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. Shehad a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spenta day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The womanpaused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd saythis, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had abetter time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator andagain she went down-down-down back to Hell.When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in adesolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friendswere dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it insacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her."I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here andthere was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and wedanced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbageand all my friends look miserable."The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,today you're staff..."
4 comments:
onnume puriyala !!!! he he ..
haha...gud 1
@ arun:
onakku english purile na naan enna panradhu..! :P:P
@ gv:
lol..it was fun reading right??
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