Sunday, February 13, 2011
An Interesting Questionairre
So are the items listed in this questionairre!
New High School Exit Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.
(Passing requires only 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below .......
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too.
(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!)
CHEERS !!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
The Panchatantra Story !!
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river.
He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river.
Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.
The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, “Is this your computer ?”
Disappointed by the Goddess’ lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, “No.” She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said “No, not at all!!” Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said “Yes.” The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?” The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, “I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!” So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you’re not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re a genius, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
TAG TIME
1. Last drink: NESTEA's ice tea
2. Last phone call : DHRUV
3. Last text message: DHRUV
4. Last song you listened to: kanden kadhalai
5. Last time you cried: 2 days back!
6. Dated someone twice: wat's dating??
7. Been cheated on? Never
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Nope
9. Lost someone special? my granny
10. Been depressed? most of the times(coz its exams time :P)
11. Been drunk and threw up? not applicable
FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. black
13. white
14.pink
15. Peacock Green/Blue.
FIRSTS :
15. Made new friends: at college
16. Fallen out of love: ????
17. Laughed until you cried: countless no of times.....
18. Met someone who changed you: i meet them everyday :P
19. Found out who your true friends were: i'm losing faith in true friendship....:(((
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, both in good and bad ways.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nooo
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: everyone! i dont add strangers to my frnd list
23. How many kids do you want to have: a boy and a gal, just like me and my bro :)
24. Do you have any pets: temporary pets...puppies, now given to the blue cross...
25. Do you want to change your name: i luv my name!
26. What did you do for your last birthday: my frnds threw a surprize party! memorable and spl day!
27.What time did you wake up today: 09:00am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing mafia wars on facebook
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: A msg (a reply rather) from my frnd, after texting!
30. Last time you saw your father: morning..
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I am happy with wat its been so far...wish it continues to be the same!
32. Most visited web page: Orkut, facebook, my blog, yahoomail, twitter, youtube
WHAT'S YOUR:
33. Name: Jayashree
34. Nicknames: maams, jaya, jae, maami, etc etc etc
35. Zodiac sign: Aries :)
36. Male or female or transgender: FEmale (duhhhh????)
37. Elementary: Udhayachal primary school, Mumbai
38. School: DAV, PSBB
39. Colleges: SRM
40. Hair color: Black
41. Long or short: used to be long, but now :(((
42. Height: ppl say i'm 6ft but may be a little less!
43. Do you have a crush on someone? hmmmmmm
44. Ever been in love? Always... (with myself and my loved ones).
45. Piercings? Ears.
46. Tattoos? i hate them
47. Righty or lefty: Righty
48. First surgery: no
49. First piercing: Ears.
50. First best friend: Shwetha(bombay-my kinder garden frnd, still my best buddy)
51. First sport you loved: Lock and key :P:P
52. First pet: mani(no more)
53. First vacation: ooty, but vacation was always (mumbai to chennai)
54. First concert: well, should i write my 1st performance?? :P i performed on jan17th 2003 in vinayagar temple, adambakkam
55. First crush: (sorry...marandhu poche!!)
RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating: bun
57. Drinking: lemon tea
58. I'm about to: study for biometrics
59. Listening to: nothing
60. Waiting for: exams to end
YOUR FUTURE
61. Want kids? Yes.
62. Want to get married? Yes.
63. Careers in mind? music
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
64. Lips or eyes: Eyes
65. Hugs or kisses: Both
66. Shorter or taller: Taller
67. Older or Younger: Younger
68. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
69. Nice stomach or nice arms: Neither...a gud heart :P
70. Sensitive or loud: Both
71. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
72. Trouble maker or hesitant: Neither. Caring one is much better.
HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: yeah, small babies and kids...
74. Lost glasses/contacts: 3 times within one year! :(
75. Broken someone's heart: Yes :(
76. Had your own heart broken: The same Yes :(
77. Been arrested: lol...no
78. Turned someone down: Yes.
79. Cried when someone died: even if a novel character dies, i cry! :) :P
80. Liked a friend that is a boy? yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself: Absolutely.
82. Miracles: too much, and sometimes, they happen...like me getting good grades even if i dint study a bit!
83. God: too god fearing!!
84. Love at first sight: no
85. Heaven: Yes
86. Santa Claus: no
87. Kiss on the first date? No.
88. Angels: Yes
89. Devils: Yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No.
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? never
93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? no 1
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Yes. loads of times
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? No.
ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR:
96. White: dhuppata
97. Black: bindhi
98. Red: none
99. Pink: dress
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Maybe.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
A TAG TO FIND OUT HOW INDIAN I AM...!
[x] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be Indian
[ ] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor, lawyer and/or architect
[x] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on Facebook.
X's so far: 4
[x] You have dhaal at least once a day( : O )
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework
[x] You have black hair
[x] You are a veggie
[ ] Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s)
[ ] you have recently listened to 96.8FM
[ ] you and your best friend both have watched and discussed the latest Shahrukh Khan movie
X's so far: 7
[x] you have a circle of Indian friends, separate from your normal ones
[x] you speak in violent Tamilish with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britain's existence
[x] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis.
[ ] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[ ] you are aware of and have visited BharatMatrimonials.com
[x] your surname is your father's first name.
X's so far: 11
[ ] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[ ] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer.
[x] Neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[x] if you are Hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[ ] if you are Muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[ ] you have no issues with either of the above
[x] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberoi hotel bombings in Mumbai.
[ ] you own a Nokia phone
[x] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'
X's so far: 16
[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood & Kollywood
[x] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thumbs Up is not sold beyond Indian borders.
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[ ] your non-Indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[ ] you have Bollywood posters in your room
[x] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy (Is it a book? I don’t do books)
[x] you play an instrument
[x] you are able to play a Bollywood song on the above instrument -
X's so far: 21
[x] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[x] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it
[ ] you own a Bose sound system
[x] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
[ ] regardless of whether you are Buddhist or not you have a Buddha statue in your living room.
[x] you know what pani puri is ( I love Paani Puris)
[x] Your TV remote is covered in plastic
[x] You are genuinely afraid of the Indian Gossip Circuit
X's in total: 28
Multiply by 2 to get your Indian-y percentage: 56 %
Now, I'd like to tag all my Indian blog friends reading this post to take up this tag :)
How Indian are you ?
Friday, January 9, 2009
TAG YOURSELF FOR A RAPIDFIRE ROUND!!!
I was tagged by shalini eons ago to do this one . Now that I have been running out of topics to post, I thought I’d take up this tag and pass it on to all my blog buddies as well.
RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
will try to be practical and go on wid life. After all, life has to move on!
2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
To become a great vocalist( my mum’s dream actually)
3. Why do you blog?
A great time pass..and it has helped me discover my new interest in writing
4. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Yea, why not ? ;) But then on a second thought I would only if its going to turn out to be a relationship and not spoil the friendship we already have.
5. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved …without a doubt!
6. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
Right things happen at the right time. So, waiting should’nt be a problem how ever long it is..
7. Would you ask out the person whom you like?
Not really…but if I’m being asked, I would not deny it either! :P :P
8. What do you want to be known for when you die?
A great woman in all ways! ( like how my grandmom was known for everything she did)
9. What takes you down the fastest?
Anger
10. What resurrects you the fastest?
a) Music
b) Being wid friends.
11. What’s your fear?
Examsssssssssssssssssssssss! And their results!! L
12. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A sweeeeeet friend…
13.Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
An absurd question! I don’t wish to answer this! :p
15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
The one who loves me !
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
absolutely everything!
17. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?
I don’t think I can forgive someone that easily.
18. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
stay single as long as u can and stay committed once ur into a relationship! [:P]
19. Who/what inspired you to start blogging?
My close pal Shalini...the one who tagged me..
Now, i pass on this tag to all my blog followers.